Stratford, Where Art Thou Investigators?

Hey, what's up?

So far no Justin Bieber... I know. Sad, isn't it? I will find him soon though. I wore my "To Bieber or Not to Bieber" shirt yesterday at basketball with the zone. Most of the missionaries told me to take it off. Either they were jealous of my shirt or they wanted to see my stunning six-pack. I'll leave that one up to you to decide. Trippy loved my shirt though, so that was good. I probably get to spend this Friday with the guy! Party!

So what has happened during the week? A lot of walking. We logged in over thirty hours of walking and talking to people, yet no one wanted to listen, except for one Jehovah Witness. She was nice but she wasn't super interested. We haven't really run into any interesting characters here either. I was hoping we'd run into some crazy Shakespeare fanatic or some dude who thinks he's Hamlet. Elder Merrill can be Laertes if that happens.

We've also had a lot of cancelled dinner appointments too... Sad, huh? But many of the members here are great. Sister Snell is a really fun lady and I was able to give her some zombie advice on Sunday, just to help her prepare for the zombie apocalypse. She thought you killed zombies by stabbing them in the heart with a stake! The fool! That's a vampire. She would become part of the living undead if she tried that on a zombie. These are the kind of things we should be teaching children in school! It could be in either a Survival Ed class, or Biology. Get rid of the art classes (painting). When the world is overrun by zombies, nobody will be worried about the Mona Lisa.

Anything else newsworthy or entertaining? Not particularly. It's been raining a lot here and it's been kind of dreary, but other than that, life has been pretty good. Tracting isn't too horrible and we did get sunshine once last week. Hopefully this week will be sunnier or at least a lot less windy. Oh and I also learned that Phoenix Suns didn't make it too the play-offs this year! Ridiculous! It'll probably be an Eastern team win this year. Probably Boston or Chicago. Miami, eh.

Anyways, that's all I've got for now. I hope everyone had a awesome Easter (I got a freakin' awesome Batman bucket filled with chocolate!).

Stubbs